December 2009
85 posts
Notice the Convulsed Orange Inch of Moon
E. E. Cummings
notice the convulsed orange inch of moon perching on this silver minute of evening. We’ll choose the way to the forest—no offense to you,white town whose spires softly dare. Will take the houseless wisping rune of road lazily carved on sharpening air. Fields lying miraculous in violent silence fill with microscopic whithering …(that’s the Black People, chérie, who live under...
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy
He proposed in the dunes,
they were wed by the sea,
Their nine-day-long honeymoon
was on the isle of Capri.
For their supper they had one specatular dish- a simmering stew of mollusks and fish. And while he savored the broth, her bride’s heart made a wish.
That wish came true-she gave birth to a baby. But was this little one human Well, maybe.
Ten fingers, ten toes, he had plumbing and...
None of the animals in my house like pickles.
Steve dropped one for Bacon. He sniffed it and mewed questioningly. I picked it up and gave it to Muffin, who licked it and then got a sip of water. I then whistled for Tessie, whom, aroused by my whistle, gobbled it from between my fingers…only to spit it back out again a second later and stick out her tongue for three minutes.
Who knew?
The Girl Who Turned into a Bed
It happened that day she picked up a strange pussy willow. Her head swelled up white and a soft as a pillow.
Her skin, which had turned all flaky and rotten, was now replaced with 100% cotton.
Through her organs and torso she sprouted like wings, a beautiful set of matress and springs.
It was so terribly strange that I started to weep. But at least after that I had a nice place to...
The best garlic bread ever:
Take some fancy bread (like a baguette or italian loaf). Mix up some butter, olive oil, minced garlic, and parsley. Spread it on. Bake at 400 for 10 minutes. Take some parmesan cheese and sprinkle a healthy layer. Broil for 2 minutes. Cut. Eat. Goes well with marinara sauce.
stonerparty:
Afroman: Because I Got High
...
This scary thing has been happening.
It goes like this:
I get high. Not like the highest I’ve ever been why hello there Jupiter, but more like wow, I’m pretty blazed. Then this thing comes over me. Sounds take over. My dry throat (from coughing my lungs out five minutes ago) burns and sears like a white hot knife is being dragged over it. The cold hits me like needles of ice. Whatever real sounds there are turn into a...
I really hope this is real.
Pineapple Juice
Orange Juice
Banana Juice
A dash of The Captain
6:00 AM
Yes?
GOOD EVENING TUMBLR
thisisacelliststumblr:
yasminspired:
fuckyeahzoe:
I AM HIGH
ME TOO
:)
;)
Choose a city, state, or country, and it will tell... →
Donuts: a REAL superfood
Delicious fresh, satisfying cold, they even deliver when more than a month old.
“There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”
– David Hasselhoff
If you say "beer can" with a British accent,
you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
Go figure.
Tumblin' at 4 in the morning on Christmas.
Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Winter
unintelligableintelligence:
It’s like free porn for trees.
That's my "advertise!" face, fyi.
I'm making soap.
Lavender-Lilly of the Valley-Peppermint layers. I made honey-cinnamon bars the other day, and French-style soaps that are awesome for your hands.
I’m experimenting with crayons.
I'm glad I'm not popular.
I can barely afford presents for everyone as it is.
I just spent for EVER bolding the authors,
and half of them didn’t show.
Types of Readers by Author
J.D. Salinger
Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
Stephenie Meyer
People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
J.K. Rowling
Smart geeks.
Jack Kerouac
Umphrey’s McGee fans.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Lauren Weisberger
Girls who can’t read. Or think.
Jonathan Safran Foer
30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.
Jodi...
This is my awesome day:
Woke up at 4:30pm.
Cuddled.
Went to Sip and Dip for breakfast.
They gave us like 5 extra donuts and a bag of donut holes since they were closing in 10 minutes.
Went to Movie Gallery, got Lost Planet, used points to pay our late fees, got to keep Resident Evil.
-Going to Michaels later to take advantage of their amazing holiday sale.
-Picking up Eric for a fun-filled evening I might not...
Idea #8
A belt made of pockets. I envision thin leather bags hanging from a chain, the longest by far being over one thigh and shorter (but varying) lengths around the rest.
Mango nectar.
Go to the grocery store. Purchase this. Located in the “ethnic soda/juices” isle/area. It is DELICIOUS, and I don’t even like mangos.
There needs to be an Extra-Jumbo sized box of...
The current jumbo box is only enough for like, three bowls of ice cream.
Actually, I just need to hit the lottery.
When it really comes down to it, that’s pretty much the only option I have.
I MUST learn how to cook.
I don’t want to end up like my mother, cooking out of boxes 90% of the time and having a reputation for the other 10% being something you would rather miss.
I want someone to say “oh she makes the best _____”.
However, the future is bleak. Cookbooks are comparable to my Biology final, and that at least was multiple-choice.
…
Alas.
Whoops.
We went to Stevens’ Bosses’ house (who is also my Godfather), and I had one glass of wine and three hits of weed that looked like a christmas tree. I stood up feeling fine, then got an unbelievable head rush. It went totally black and my ears rang. I couldn’t see a single thing, voices sounded like echos. I made it to a bathroom (I had to pee) and then a couch and felt better...
Oboe lesson with Orlando Phil Oboist
She wasn’t the best player I’ve ever heard, but she taught me some amazing tricks that I’ve never heard before and that should really make a difference in my playing and reed making.
UCF is giving scholarship priority to oboists. I really need to get on that essay.
If I wrote the essays,
I would be done with applying to five schools.
As it stands, I’m at zero.
Fuck essays, man.
Last high school band concert ever.
Here’s how it went:
My reed that I let Kaitie try out had some serious horizontal bending capabilities, so I used a half made one that sounded…alright. I have a feeling she sabotaged it because she was ranting about how much she loved it and how perfect it was and how I should give it to her when it doesn’t work for me anymore (…) and she plays on softer, more pliable...
Words and phrases to say aloud to smile:
Snorkel
Butter Muffin
Ruffle Butt
Kookaburra (the Australian bird)
Chimichanga (or any mexican food)
Totally passed Biology.
YAY.
I definitely had my doubts.
Two down, one to go.
