January 2011
46 posts
Pizza Croissants
These are a staple of my weekly dinner plan:
1 pkg Pillsbury breakfast croissant dough
1/2 jar tomato sauce
Some cheeses, preferably cheddar and mozzarella, but whatever really, and you’re going to want tons
whatever toppings you have that you like on a pizza
Unroll croissants. Easier said than done, but even if you mutilate them trying to open the roll it still turns out okay. I know...
WHHHYYYYYY
doesn’t hummus come in bigger tubs??????????!
“Woooooooooooooosh. Fwoooooooooooooooooooooosh. Sssshhhhhhhhhhhh.”
– Wind (via yayayayasmin)
Sometimes, it's impossible for me to take someone...
I can’t help but doubt peoples’ motives. Like, do you really care about me or is this because of that time we had super crazy sex a million years ago? Or, is this all because of the free ice cream? And, are you really that crazy or is this a joke like I’m going to assume?
Gets confusing after awhile.
Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman- this is... →
“Are any soap bottles need refill?”
– my Korean boss
Cheesepot.
At a very young age, I discovered that when you put cheese on your noodles while still hot in the pot, what results is a phenomenon I call cheesepot. When the cheese turns to glue and fuses all the noodles together into one giant mass that’s also attached to the side of the pot and impossible to clean with any conventional method, you have cheesepot. Incidentally, that’s one of the...
Now that I live minutes from campus,
I’m taking yoga classes whenever available. And maybe I’ll try spinning. And pilates. That’s right, the flab stops here.
Problems with this plan include that my first yoga class was Tuesday morning and I’m still so sore that I can barely walk, and that I have to work on every day that I don’t have classes, and that it’s really much too cold to do anything...
Vacation is over.
I hope this goes better than the last one.
…at least I can come home before Humanities II and blaze. I always thought that’s what Humanities I lacked…
Dear Katie,
the-purpose-of-life-is-to-end:
I know. I was informed via your Tumblr and Facebook. Not that I’m stalking. Much. Anyway, I’ve gotten accustomed to the Lynx bus. It’s how I get to school. 2 hour bus rides are the best. You get to meet all sorts of interesting people. Whether you want to or not. But, I wouldn’t mind making the trip to visit an old friend. It’d probably make my month. Hell, my...
Dear Nathaniel,
I DID move, so that might have put a bit of a stick in your spokes. I’m in Orlando now, near UCF. That way I only have to drive an hour to work, instead of an hour to work and an hour the other way to school. Not too far for a visit, though I won’t make false promises. It’s feasible if Steve gets a job and he works on a day when I don’t have school or work, so probably a...
and-dont-call-me-shirley asked: I'm ok. Can't complain. I'm glad that I found your Tumblr. It's updated a lot more than Facebook is. Just nice to see what's going on and how you're doing. But....Anyway. Um....
Let me update yall on a few things..
1. Steve didn’t get the job at Universal because they wouldn’t accept his birth certificate. How could a white guy get screwed over because of something like that? He’s from Massachusetts, goddammit! He had an interview at Burger King though, we’re just hoping for a call.
2. I hit a 69’ Chevy pickup truck 50 feet from my driveway going about 25 mph on the way to my...
JK GUYS
Sticking with music.
I’m Katie, I play oboe.
...I think I'm going to change my major.
I really can’t see myself doing anything other than music, but I’ve realized that I’m more looking forward to having tea with my Humanities professor next tuesday than I am to the entire coming semester.
It’s not always fun anymore. Where did my passion go?
I don’t look forward to it anymore. Where’s the drive?
The never actually practiced anyway. The only...
The faster you drive through a red light, the...
I decided on going with a "comedic" traffic school...
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over.
The blonde driver rolls down the window and says, “Officer, I’m so glad you’re here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting...